I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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