No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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