She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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