school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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