I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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