Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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