i need an iv and a liver transplant
I should be sponsored by Trojan
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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