how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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