can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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