I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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