Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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