yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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