the new term for farting is butt boxing.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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