due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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