I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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