this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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