Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting