i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We don't watch enough power rangers
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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