just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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