420 ftw
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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