Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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