if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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