i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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Michael Bay diarrhea
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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