Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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