Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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