I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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