Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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