this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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