Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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