Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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