If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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