I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I think I sprained my soul last night
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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