small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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