is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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