At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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