I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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