I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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