called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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