he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize