billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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