Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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