So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You were trust falling into bushes
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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