All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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