did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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