How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Duck Duck Cougar?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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