when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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