I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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