Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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