dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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