I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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