we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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