Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just gargled with NyQuil
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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