her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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