He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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