I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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